Friday, October 14, 2005

Funny

Got this idea from Jen via Purple pink and orange's blog.
Google your name and to add the word ‘needs’. Then, post the top ten answers.

Here's mine:
1. Why Christina needs to be "thanked" for her comments in Blender.
2. Christina needs to work with Kanye West, asap.
3. [my personal favorite] Christina needs to wear clothes ON TOP of her underwear.
4. Christina needs to consume 1725 calories per day to maintain her current weight,
and 2225 to gain one pound per week. So perhaps we should let her eat cake!
5. Christina needs to quit losing weight.
6. Why Christina Needs To Go.
7. Christina needs to hear from you right away so she can plan effectively.
8. Christina needs a hand (not like that, perv! :P) [fyi that last quoted part was not from me, was in the google]
9. Christina needs her.
10. And I think I know what Christina needs. Assistant director: Okay, could we have
quiet, please? Stop all the work, please. (chickens start clucking) Please ...

I'm adding 11 because it's good and 9 & 10 weren't so good...
11. Christina needs to advance from good to great and become the bellwether district
in the state.

What's really funny is, that most of these could work for me...

5 comments:

Aimee "Roo" said...

Those are all pretty funny!

Fern Lady said...

yeah, what's the deal with the "chickens" one--that's what I want to know--sounds like something from the Muppet Show.

jen said...

i think you REALLY need to work with kanye totally!

Fern Lady said...

Absolutely--once I get those clothes ON TOP of my underwear!

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